• Actors who almost played James Bond…
  • Accuracy is important…
  • You can only push a girl so far…
  • I’m leaving the country…
  • Scumbag Zazu
  • Modern Romance
  • Snorlax bean bag chair
  • 593 cups of water and 2 hours later…
  • Want me to go get that frisbee?
  • Mom’s head is the perfect pillow
  • When someone asks if I’m single…
  • Not on your life