• What’s this?
  • A better band…
  • I do what I please…
  • You can’t cheat death
  • You don’t have to like them…
  • When I look for my car in a parking lot…
  • Control your dreams like a boss…
  • Never run with scissors
  • The absolute worst things in the world
  • How I feel when driving
  • A courtesy flush
  • I prayed for a bike