• If tattoos randomly appeared on your skin…
  • Photobombing Level: Molestache…
  • College degrees
  • Home security
  • In the event of a fire…
  • Incoming flying squirrel
  • Hilariously inappropriate
  • Pickup line
  • I will pee on everything!
  • The saddest sequel that could ever exist
  • Third wheel
  • I couldn’t believe it at first