• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Unsolved mystery of my childhood…
  • Unacceptable Grammar…
  • Every time I swim…
  • Meanwhile, in an alternate universe…
  • Awful pick-up line…
  • Umm, I guess I’m going to sleep over here
  • Every day at the same time she waits for him, he comes and they go for a walk…
  • And you are?
  • You know one day it’ll be true
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