• We all die…
  • Every time I check my bank account…
  • A body’s natural defense…
  • And this is how the world will end…
  • Mint chocolate…
  • Why are you still alive?
  • We’re best friends…
  • Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?
  • I’m sexy
  • My reaction whenever I read a 12 year old girl’s Facebook wall…
  • Is mine!
  • If the Republican frontrunners were Simpsons characters…