• You’re not weird, you’re one of a kind…
  • Duck!
  • Useless Superpowers
  • Put your cans up!
  • Best Wedding Photo Ever
  • Pringles, you’re doing it right…
  • When you reach max level… you stop leveling
  • How I’m always on time
  • I work out!
  • Laziness level: Michael Bay
  • Assault charge
  • Always Remember