• Oh, no she just didn’t…
  • Ask me about my shirt…
  • Thquirrel!
  • What happens when I try to play sports…
  • Same cards, what are the chances?
  • Types of teachers
  • How life works
  • When I sit down on a warm toilet seat…
  • When my kids need to drink water…
  • One of Zach Braff’s many fans
  • Your band sucks
  • The most pathetic reaction in horror movie history