• She does not like to shower…
  • At one point, it’s enough…
  • MTV these days…
  • New favorite reptile…
  • Going to the beach like a sir…
  • Baby Starfish
  • Just take my whole wallet…
  • You’re lucky…
  • Anything but going on a diet…
  • I’m not sarcastic…
  • When my friend forgets to log out of Facebook…
  • OK try and look happy. No, happy. Try the hat. Just smile.