• Every time I hear a Texan say this…
  • Average geography knowledge of a Facebook user…
  • No tears?
  • Happens every single time…
  • Back from hell
  • Sofa-king Awesome
  • Classical humor
  • I’m ready, let’s go…
  • Probably the best place to read a book
  • Taking a bath
  • You tried too hard Fred
  • Got the results from your surgery…