• You’re next…
  • The early years
  • Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • Kinder Surprise…
  • When do we want it?
  • My job sucks…
  • When homework is just reading textbooks…
  • Politics summed up…
  • A classic ‘Hey Arnold’ dilemma…
  • Smiling sloth is smiling
  • Songs’ names then and now
  • Drinking…