• On a scale of 1-100…
  • Something’s different here…
  • They have no concept of time…
  • How my mom uses the internet…
  • When you have something to live for…
  • Derp Pug is on to you…
  • George R.R. Martin is a Master of Surprise
  • What I do when I don’t know what someone is saying…
  • The Five Stages of Grief
  • Will Smith knows how to introduce a lady
  • A courtesy flush
  • I want you