• Please let me live…
  • Still single…
  • This was a miserable failure…
  • I never realized this…
  • Playstation vs. God…
  • While watching the Dark Knight Rises…
  • People who use ‘married’ as relationship status
  • The reason I’m fat…
  • You know who had straight parents?
  • That awesome childhood moment…
  • My life story…
  • If I’m weird around you…