• Remember about that one time?
  • I really don’t like you, vet…
  • That’s probably not her phone…
  • My life really sucks…
  • Olympics Opening Ceremony = Lord of the Rings
  • How to Write a Manifesto
  • Because deal with it…
  • What has been seen, cannot be unseen
  • Friends forever
  • Perception vs. reality
  • That coffee is HOT!
  • Chairman of the Mathematics Department