• Been looking for a job for a long time…
  • Screw the cat, I’m cold…
  • Coma, coma, coma, coma…
  • What soldiers do in their free time…
  • When people say a baby’s age in months…
  • Christian Bale being awesome…
  • Okay mom…
  • Employee of the month…
  • The most epic flash drive of all time
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Things that you are not
  • My pens