• And may the odds be ever in your favor…
  • The worst torture imaginable…
  • Pretty much the same thing…
  • Hello…? Mom? Is there someone in there? I’m hungry!
  • Don’t leave me!
  • English syntax
  • At last!
  • A better argument
  • The Internet has ruined me
  • Women’s logic
  • This is my job
  • Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist…