• Boys who bite their lips…
  • Make me a sandwich
  • Whenever I want to watch a movie, but my friend does not…
  • I love you cup…
  • What has been seen, cannot be unseen
  • Studying minutes before an exam…
  • Angry mop
  • Meanwhile, at the hipster Olympics…
  • Bah, didn’t really want it in the first place
  • That’ll do.
  • I’m a ballerina
  • If I had a third arm this would be it’s primary use
  1. Jesse

    7:17 pm

    Actually, I’m pretty sure it has happened that someone’s baby has given birth, but not how they described here. Rarely when a woman has twins, one of them grows inside of the other and has to be extricated after birth.

  2. pognet

    1:56 am

    A baby is not old enough to bleed, and therefore not old enough to breed.