• How names work…
  • I can do anything I want…
  • Sandy, you’ve been warned…
  • Why commas are important…
  • Jesus…
  • Everything you know about Mario is a lie…
  • Oh, Bill…
  • Stop saying you’re bored…
  • Why we pirate
  • Being left alone…
  • He is the right guy
  • Meanwhile, at a liquor store in Oklahoma…