• Pizza pick-up line
  • Fly, you fools!
  • They wouldn’t believe it was a wrong number…
  • Pick what you like…
  • Metal Bear
  • This explains so much…
  • Roses are gay…
  • Squirrel!
  • Tackled!
  • Eyes = Blown
  • We are the middle children of history
  • Can you do this?
  1. Csa

    6:02 pm

    this is SO totally opposite in my case. He takes up ALL the bed and I’m left with a sliver of it. :/