• A haiku written on a restroom wall…
  • A great smile in every situation…
  • But it was worth it…
  • Skittle burger recipe
  • Monkey Business…
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • Lil Wayne…
  • Thanks, but no thanks…
  • I don’t have abs…
  • That’s a very good question…
  • Friends vs. How I Met Your Mother
  • Dognald Trump says you’re fired
Comments
  1. Csa

    6:02 pm

    this is SO totally opposite in my case. He takes up ALL the bed and I’m left with a sliver of it. :/