• My relationship with new music…
  • Overly Attached Fan…
  • You should quit drinking…
  • You came to the wrong place…
  • You have three seconds…
  • When I read people complaining all the time on Facebook…
  • Bad Joke Eel
  • The cast of Married With Children today
  • Turnip Rock, Port Austin, Michigan
  • Target Practice
  • Why Cosmo is retarded
  • Oh it’s on!