• Worlds of Fantasy…
  • When I go to the mall and hear teenagers talk…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • How to look like a maniac…
  • I can’t go out…
  • Talk about patience for a joke…
  • Everything I like
  • I said…
  • There, fixed it
  • The Simpsons were right 17 years ago…
  • Ocean pool
  • It’s Friday