• Only to be worn in case of awesomeness…
  • See you later, I’m going to sleep
  • This should be at every wedding…
  • Hurry Up, No Procrastination…
  • Your status sucks
  • Order that pizza now!
  • How did I not see this?
  • Roomba ride
  • Sofa king
  • The best tribute
  • Sorry…
  • The most amazing crossword puzzle