• I feel so powerful…
  • Troll Mother
  • House Logic
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • Where were you when I was a child, Lego Store?
  • I heard you like Nutella…
  • My response whenever someone says “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”
  • Brilliant pizza cutter
  • Disregard human. Acquire sled.
  • Rebuilding The World Trade Center
  • One of the worst feelings
  • Skating parrots