• Crime Doesn’t Pay…
  • I live my life by these words…
  • I’m really angry…
  • Only in Walmart
  • Why your day has been so swell…
  • Obedience school
  • Surgeons
  • A teacher’s response to the ninja trick
  • I shall use this line next time…
  • Kanye West
  • A baby sea turtle
  • OK mom I’m clean, cut it out…