• Scientifically true…
  • I’m not crazy
  • Hate it when it happens…
  • No one ever reads this
  • Money doesn’t grow on trees…
  • The amount of sugar in your drink
  • Heath Ledger out of costume, but in make-up on the set of Dark Knight
  • What did I just say?
  • Are you mommy?
  • A dog milking a goat
  • Average status update
  • Well played sir, well played