• My childhood was a lie…
  • You know you’re doomed when…
  • Human, get it off…
  • When seals open their mouths…
  • Before all the grouchiness
  • This is how you do business
  • Signatures
  • Silly dog, couches are for people
  • Rearranging words
  • Heterochromia
  • One of the best mattresses ever invented
  • Flower shaped eggs