• What did I go to college for if they didn’t teach me this?
  • I think I’m doing this right…
  • I pretend to be normal…
  • My dream job
  • OK, take the picture now
  • From a distance
  • Internet lazy rule
  • Sorry, Harry
  • Slow down turtle…
  • Pretty much nailed it
  • My chilhood was awesome
  • One of the best mattresses ever invented