• Whoa, a freaking turtle!
  • Since when are you a veggie?
  • USA Flag Fail
  • Why can’t I hold them?
  • Bar Phone Fees
  • Evolutionary success
  • Normal friend vs. best friend
  • Ewww, leave mom…
  • Can I keep him, please?
  • Perks of marrying a star
  • “Hey Mom, I think you are confused”
  • That’s my spot!