• When people can’t spell ‘hypocrites’
  • The best kind of cereal…
  • The way my alarm works
  • Story of my childhood
  • Mom wins…
  • When in doubt…
  • Chipotle burrito
  • Everytime you tip…
  • Smartphones…
  • The formula to happiness
  • Walking up to a girl at a bar…
  • No, thanks.