• They’re getting smarter…
  • Laws of physics, they no longer matter…
  • I’m annoyed…
  • Current relationship status…
  • It’s all in the past now…
  • Fatherhood + Xbox controller = everybody wins
  • Lessons I learned…
  • Copycat
  • Stormtroopers
  • Girlfriend logic
  • Everytime I’m Funny on Facebook…
  • Lost in translation