• The best part of getting older…
  • It happened to the best of us…
  • Think…
  • Future Crisis Meetings
  • Why are you still alive?
  • If I drink Fanta…
  • Works on every elevator
  • Every time I take a shower…
  • Huh?
  • How I feel when I leave my cellphone at home
  • How to piss off Jack Nicholson
  • No, thanks.