• Things I’m still waiting for…
  • If this isn’t their next album cover, they’re doing everything wrong…
  • That’s impossible!
  • Michael Jordan’s money
  • Why I’m wearing headphones…
  • Every cat
  • Dog calls a friend
  • I just made you even gayer…
  • Getting back from work…
  • Suddenly, winter…
  • We all react the same way
  • Joe doesn’t have AIDS.