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  • Wanted
  • I bought you a necklace…
  • How to Escape the Friend Zone
  • Pringles, you’re doing it right…
  • Don’t worry! They’re faux!
  • When people say ‘we’re expecting’
  • Home is where…
  • Genius cab driver
  • Bill Gates’ tip
  • The reception is terrible on this thing
  • He’s got it covered