• Socks are evil…
  • You Know Who’s Your Best Friend When….
  • Damn life’s glitches…
  • Can’t watch The Lion King the same way again…
  • I don’t really care…
  • Cookie Monster cookies
  • Praise the Lord
  • Native American’s wisdom
  • When I approach the person I like…
  • My cat’s response to me being locked out of my house
  • I can hear it…
  • My face when I say something sarcastic and no one gets it