• Added to my bucket list…
  • Worst way to find out about it…
  • When I fix the Internet connection…
  • Five more minutes…
  • Why commas are important…
  • No freakin’ way…
  • What really puzzles Voldemort…
  • One Direction being One Direction…
  • Me after exams…
  • This is why the world is broken
  • Every time I take a shower…
  • Got the results from your surgery…