• And I’m sitting here…
  • My friend changed all my contact names…
  • I keep asking myself this question…
  • Great moms
  • Take the police out on a couple of dates…
  • Do what it takes for those 15 minutes of fame…
  • Dear Face Wash Commercials…
  • 241543903
  • I would slap you…
  • Merde
  • I like turtles
  • What being a third wheel feels like