• I would rather not…
  • One in a million chance…
  • Toasted
  • Superheroes as Manatees
  • When I text you…
  • Asking out level: Pokemon
  • Reasons to watch Underworld
  • Now this is gonna bug me all day
  • Yeah baby! Windows 95!
  • Did you get it?
  • Smartass restrooms
  • Sand shark!