• Just like a teenage girl…
  • Damn, I look fabulous…
  • One job…
  • When my battery dies and I need to use a payphone…
  • Olympics Opening Ceremony = Lord of the Rings
  • Calm down human…
  • Drumbrella
  • Like father, like son
  • Someday when I have children…
  • Oh, grandpa…
  • Memes…
  • Megan Fox and me at Disneyland