• Every goddamn night…
  • The logic checks out
  • My lucky day…
  • Best party rules ever
  • Let me file that…
  • The thing about smart people
  • David Blaine’s latest trick
  • No matter who starts a war, it always comes to this
  • Wisdom horns
  • Deer bath
  • Anyone else just have those days?
  • Shut up and charge my phone