• Most important decision of your life…
  • You promised…
  • Go home boat, you’re drunk…
  • Well played, Tom Hanks…
  • Little ball of snow
  • Draw me, Jack…
  • Grandma’s Beach Bod
  • Your pizza is here
  • My reaction to every overheard conversation on the bus
  • More than a thousand words
  • Can I sleep yet?
  • What I think about in math class