• My hands are cold…
  • What do you do for a living?
  • Misunderstood shark
  • What you can do with a simple sponge…
  • This is why honeybees die after they sting someone
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Shake your head…
  • When you eat it…
  • Get your own box
  • No pool for you. Period.
  • Hey Bill…
  • I found this in my fortune cookie