• You had one job…
  • You jinxed it…
  • The essence of programming…
  • Be strong…
  • Friendship: men vs. women…
  • Thoughtful cat
  • Please, sir, I want some more
  • Pikachu mug
  • Daisy
  • Stock photos revealed
  • Stephens King and Colbert holding hands
  • There should be more of these