• Screw you bridge, I’m a tugboat…
  • Einstein doing therapy…
  • I’m always watching you…
  • Badass Jesus
  • What doesn’t kill you…
  • You will never love anything as much as this baby loves noodles
  • Your best friend
  • Pooh is an inspiration
  • Jim Parsons and Mayim Bialik
  • I wanna get down there, but I don’t wanna expend energy… Hernnghhhh flop.
  • What I used to do on the computer as a kid
  • The greatest park bench in history

18 April, 2014 in Funny | Comment