• Saw you looking at those shoes…
  • Marines are awesome…
  • When a zombie is looking for brains…
  • I’ve got nothing against God…
  • Look mom! Sponge Simpson…
  • The definition of broke
  • Visiting grandma…
  • Earthships
  • Skrillex has the worst fans ever
  • Hello mister chinchilla…
  • Chicken without feathers
  • Beer bottle glass