• Best Christmas tree ever…
  • Nice wig, buddy…
  • About the Oreo boycott…
  • Honey, I’m fabulous
  • Gale-Force Winds Directly to the Face…
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Hey apple!
  • Unlikely friendship
  • Touché, ancient guys…
  • I immediately regret it!
  • This pile of junk makes the coolest shadow ever
  • Kids these days…