• Scorpions are jerks…
  • How women flirt…
  • I still love you…
  • Best piece of decoration for your guest room…
  • All marriages are gay
  • Every Family Reunion…
  • Can’t be at the Fireworks display?
  • How I feel when my friends argue…
  • ME LIKE MUSHROOMS!
  • But mom, this is who I am…
  • When people complain all the time on Facebook…
  • If you’re a girl, this is how you ride a motorcycle