• When people ask me about my weekend…
  • Is it ever going to end?
  • Misunderstood emo alpaca
  • The conclusion to the saga…
  • Liking your own Facebook status…
  • Back off, ladies…
  • Hey Patrick…
  • Indeed she did
  • Say it and I’m yours
  • I don’t want to live in this world anymore
  • How to properly hide alcohol in your Facebook pictures
  • Dear dad