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20 October, 2011 in Funny | 1 Comment

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  1. railman

    7:41 pm

    Yet she multiplied her whoredoms in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon her paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

    - Authorised Version of 1611. This is why you shouldn’t use a modern version of the bible. Flesh doesn’t mean genitals. Playing the harlot means that she lusted after something she shouldn’t, not that she was literally a call girl.