• Only in Walmart…
  • ‘Murica…
  • I feel weird whenever this happens…
  • Excuse me, miss…
  • Starring Nicolas Cage…
  • My pizza has arrived…
  • So call me maybe…
  • Favorite holiday
  • Just shut up. Here’s all my money…
  • But I… all right, fair enough
  • Sorry, what?
  • So, Ke$ha looks exactly like John Travolta