• When someone waves at me…
  • The way my alarm works
  • Hello, Redneck towing? I’ve got a job for you
  • Don’t think too much
  • Bertmern
  • Nutella Milkshake
  • Troll Mother
  • Prince…what prince?
  • Christmas summed up…
  • How I feel when the person I like accidentally brushes my elbow…
  • Our current situation
  • The couch is fine but here’s better