• Every time I visit the tents aisle…
  • Honey, did you let the cat in?
  • You don’t mess with tacos…
  • When girls find out that you’re in a band…
  • Misunderstood Creeper
  • That stressing moment…
  • Trying to remember
  • I love books
  • When someone points at my laptop and touches the screen…
  • Why people riot
  • A lighter spawns a small universe when you flick it
  • What little kids learn from Cinderella